Thursday, January 6, 2011

There is Another Blog

Hi everyone. Happy New Year!

You will have noticed that Sleep Dep has been... um... sort of floundering for the past wee while. This has been a general trend in my creative output over the past year or so, and it's something I hope to be rectifying to some degree in the coming weeks. What that means in terms of SD, who can say. We shall see.

Meanwhile - about a year ago I started another blog, which initially had the lame title "The CG Book Plow Project". Anyways after a year of total stasis it seems to be taking on some semblance of life, has a cooler name and is located here.

The idea of SBQCYSIATTR is that, well...

Basically after a bit of hiatus I've started reading again, so it's a blog where I write up my thoughts on what I've read, or maybe do a post about things that interest me to do with reading, or books, or what have you. It's kind of like a review site, except not, since I'm not the world's best book reviewer and don't necessarily intend to become a great, insightful reviewer. Maybe it could become like a discussion-forum-type-deal to do with reading. I dunno.

Anyway it's there. Check it out. It's nothing flash. Here is a picture of Perez Prado.

Take Prez's hand.  He will lead you to a sexy mambo hell dimension.

Friday, November 19, 2010

Thursday, October 21, 2010

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Shaped Like an Ass

Welcome to the future. Your Largo Ergoform TX is the total primo fusion of comfort, affordability and posture-paedic support.

It’s loaded with controls. As demonstrated in the attached diagram, it has controls for raising and lowering the seat, altering the pitch of the seat, locking and unlocking the tilt of the back support, increasing or decreasing the resistance of the back support when unlocked, altering the seat depth and raising and lowering the arm rests.

Do you like to get high?
There is a squishy pump for putting air into the in-built lumbar support, there are wheels and the armrests even come off if you need them to. But best of all, the chair itself is shaped just like an ass.

Shaped like an ass
Shaped like an ass
The Largo Ergoform TX is
Shaped like an ass

Try it out. Try it now. Sink down into that warm milky oblivion. Mmm-good. See? Hey I think it likes you!

We know that no two customers are exactly the same, so pay attention to the controls. So many controls! You’ll probably need your kids to explain them to you – ha ha!

Because this chair likes to get high.
Or we could send one of our representatives to custom-fit the chair to your contours. We’re happy to provide this service free to all of our clients. Very happy actually.

Hmmmm, just talking about your contours makes us want to sell you a chair. Better take a second to cool off!! Just kidding. (No we’re not.) We put a lot of thought into crafting our chairs with your specific contours in mind. It’s our gift to you, and hubby doesn’t have to know.

This chair's a Scorpio. What's your sign?
Just imagine sinking into an Ergoform at the start of a long day. Imagine how the day would fly past – you’d barely notice you were working. Imagine a line of Ergoform TX chairs rolling down the street, with a great big Ergoform Executive rolling in the lead… just like a bunch of schoolkids following Teacher on a field trip! Hey, or what if a whole bunch of them were performing on stage, like Las Vegas showgirls - crazy!!

That is actually crazy.

All Largo Ergoform TX chairs come with a free three year service guarantee. Some conditions apply. Visit our website to learn more about or range of posture-paedic products, or just to say “hi”.

Just relax. It doesn't have to be so complicated.

Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Hot damn, that's another rejection letter (a genre fiction site).

Not that fussed, just sharing.