Monday, April 20, 2009

OHETR TNHGIS, ICLUIDNNG AN IDCNTRIUTOON

(PRAT OF) THE ROSEAN TIHS IS CLELAD SEELP DEP IS I WTIRE IT WEHN I CNA'T SELEP. I GET IONIMSNA.

I HARED RCNETLEY TAHT THE BIRAN RGISETERS ALL THE LTERTES OF A WROD AT OCNE, RHTAER TAHN IN SEUQCNEE. AS LNOG AS THE FSRIT AND LSAT LTTREES ARE CROECRT, THE LETETRS IN BWEEETN CAN BE IN ANY OERDR AND THE WROD WLIL SLITL BE LLGEIBE.

IF TAHT'S TURE, YOU SLUHOD BE ALBE TO RAED TIHS OAKY.

I JSUT WKOE FORM A DERAM WEHRE I WKLAED ITNO THE PMAAURONT MVOIE MRTAAHON AND SITCHWED THE LIHGT ON. EERYNOVE BNIILNKG, AKSNIG "WAHT? WAHT'S HPAENIPNG?" FINKCUG ESRSRABAMNIG. IT WAS A GOOD LNIE-UP TOO, TEHY HAD TIHS BPCTLAKOSLIATION/HROORR FLIM CLAELD "CRCAK-DWON", WCHIH LOKEOD AMWEOSE.

AND TEHN I SAW MLYESF AT 60 - SLLEMY, BKROE, RPIS IN MY CAOT. ONE OF TSHOE GYUS YOU FNID SFHLUFING AUORND SUUBRABN SPPHOING DSTIRCITS, GTETNIG ATKCTAED BY THE LCAOL TNEES. TRFYERINIG BCSEUAE IT SMEEED SO PBAULLSIE.

6 comments:

  1. The faster I read, the more legible it became. But still can't figure out ESRSRABAMNIG. Maybe am a little slow. We won't let you be smelly when you're 60.

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  2. It's weird, isn't it? I almost said that, to read it as quickly as possible. It helps.

    I also thought: writing in garble-de-gook would be an ideal way of communicating without being scanned by internet software designed to log your communications, invade your provacy or target you for advertising.

    Except it's very time consuming.

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  3. The first thing I said should have been: Hi Helen!!

    Oh, and a word on "Crack-Down" - as far as I remember, it involved Richard Roundtree in a boiler suit running through a burning hospital and shouting angry abuse at the zombies who stood in his way. Like I say, awesome.

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  4. can I now comment?
    the internet confuses me
    and doesn't let me speak...

    or
    does it
    now?

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  5. aha
    arcane symbols
    agreeing to legal docs
    and
    reloading pages
    Surely all a magical invocation and ritual
    & so I get to say:

    its readable ok
    but words where the vowels are together need deciphering (PMAAURONT) whereas those without I can just read, though HARED I had to think long and hard about - possibly it is disruption of the vowel letter length that stops me...

    & I should be talking to jkae wset

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  6. No! Jkae Wset would do a terrible job of CRCAK-DWON!

    I reckon Rhcirad Sentaly could do it though.

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